Snakes on a Plane
Hyper-sexualized snakes on a 747.
Bit parts all around! Elsa Pataky! Taylor Kitsch!
The young couple who is almost dry humping on the seats escapes together to the restroom to … smoke? And also fuck. Snakes put the kibosh on that stat, biting some nipples. Another guy gets his dick bitten off.
All seems to be OK, then the last pilot finally dies and Samuel L. Jackson deploys the memetastic phrase, out of the blue. Kinda anti climatic.