Ephemera of Vision

This is my place for ramblings about sequences of images that exploit the human visual limitation know as persistence of vision.

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  • Bad Apples

    This is not The Teachers’ Lounge, that’s for sure, even though it’s based on some Swedish novel. It’s some kind of horror film where the villain protagonist wins.

  • The Uprising

    RoBourne Hood. Much better than the other Robin Hood, just as you think this is just monarchist nonsense, they go all in on the guillotine insurance ethos. The king should have been gutted like a fish, if this was written by Alan Moore.

  • Sorry, Baby

    This is the purest form of personal film, almost like poetry. The director, writer, lead actor, and all around driver of the whole thing. It never even leaves their perspective.

  • Shelby Oaks

    Like Obsession and Backrooms, this is another YouTuber jumping into features. It’s spooky, the best thing we can say about an horror film. I give it 7/babies.

  • The Peacemaker

    A terrorist wants to bomb the UN General Assembly in New York because of Serb snipers in Sarajevo killed his wife and child. But he’s a diplomat from the Republika Srpska! This is a bad action film, and a bad political thriller, rolled into one.

  • Funny Games

    The meta interpretation about the audience is alluring, considering all the aside glances and the rewind bit, but I prefer a Watsonian interpretation where the father is the most weaksauce human ever lived. A complete wet noodle, as useful as a marzipan dildo.

  • Maximum Risk

    Another Jean-Claude Van Damme film with twins, this is becoming an obsession.

  • The Siege

    What an incredible time capsule, how topical after 25 years of the real largest terrorist attack in America since Timothy McVeigh. And yet, it’s very by the book.

  • Hope

    What the actual fuck is this? A Predator, Alien, Godzilla parody shot like a Marvel balls to the wall action film, where the monsters are a poignant family, with drama? The Host meets Silmido.

  • Der Himmel über Berlin

    This is pure unfiltered euro arthouse, it’s the uncut shit. I wouldn’t get half of it, even if I understood German. And the first-name only dedication to Yasujirō Ozu, François Truffaut, and Andrei Tarkovsky, what a blowhard.

  • The Order

    It’s about time somebody rips off Sicario, it truly is a spiritual successor. There are countless scenes lifted directly, the music is a soundalike, one of the protagonist gets shot in the chest. It’s less morally ambiguous, these are Nazis we are talking about.

  • The Last Boy Scout

    This is so full of different talents, it could have been ruined, like a pair of Levi’s being torn apart by horses. But it’s more like a stagecoach, all the horses are pulling in the same direction, towards the modern upbeat film noir.

  • WALL·E

    As didactic about climate change as a Bertold Brecht play, but for kids! Pretty upbeat, his memory should be completely erased and the Earth colony would starve after the first big storm.

  • Coyote vs. Acme

    I mean, it’s not very different from Looney Tunes: Back in Action, but this is even less focused on the humans. It’s not pure IP like Wreck It Ralph or Ready Player One, just the next rung in the ladder.

  • The Dog Stars

    Is this a secular Left Behind film, where Rapture is COVID, but sanded down of any unwoke bits With real actors, why? Why would you do this, Margaret?


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