Suburban Commando


Hulk Hogan is not Batista, much less The Rock. He’s just a washed out wrestler trying and failing to make the leap into acting, but he just don’t have what it takes.

He was an asshole from the start, everybody hates him, a scab that snitched on Jesse “The Body” Ventura and mistreated Andre the Giant, and know tore a shirt for Trump’s second term, so his politics are as bad as his acting skills. No need to drag Christopher Lloyd and Shelley Duvall into this.

Technically, this is some kind of Flash Gordon affair, set in the 90’s but clearly written for the 50’s. Like Back To The Future a couple years before.

Look out for cameos from Elizabeth Moss as the little kid with the cat, and freaking Undertaker as one of the bounty hunters. The colonel is that weird doctor from The Cannonball Run, I knew I had seen that face somewhere!

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