Cocaine Bear
Good grief, are the people that think of this shit high? This is the worst kind of mainstream dross ever to come out Hollywood. An absolute trainwreck, in all possible senses.
It’s like AI mixes the hottest subjects for maximum broad appeal: Spielbergian nostalgia like Stranger Things (including kids as main characters), drugs and drug dealers, awful CGI animals, blood and guts. There’s so much ADR, where the lines do not correspond to the mouth movements, which indicates lack of planning, “we’ll fix it in post”.
So the plot is non-existent, it’s not funny, it’s not scary, it’s not beautiful. It’s not even sexy, or schlocky. It tries to do everything and achieves nothing.
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