Archive for Release Year: 1983

6 posts from 29 March 2017 to 03 June 2024.

• The Twilight Zone: The Movie 1983

  ●●●○ 29 Mar 2017

  An highlight reel for the Twilight Zone spirit.

• The Meaning of Life 1983

  ●●●○ 31 May 2018

  A 90 minutes long Flying Circus episode, minus people with military uniforms saying all that was silly. Even though it is.

• WarGames 1983

  ●●●○ 25 Sep 2018

  The only winning move is logic-bombing on HAL. Finally the long awaited sequel of The Breakfast Club where the cool girl doesn’t end up depressed.

• The Dead Zone 1983

  ●●●◐ 22 Dec 2018

  Celibacy is not worth it, it leads to gruesome deaths.

• Christine 1983

  ●●◐○ 05 Mar 2020

  So much modernity in ‘83. Radio-activated garage doors. 20 years old cars are “classics”. Self-Driving cars, powered by soul-sucking entities that demand you change your personality to conform to their ideals. A bit more bodycount than the Tesla “Autopilot” (so far).

• Star Wars: Return of the Jedi 1983

  ●●◐○ 03 Jun 2024

  The emotional arc of Vader’s story, intercut with childish teddy bears and a bunch of action scenes of no consequence.