Archive for Release Year: 1983

6 posts from 03 June 2024 to 29 March 2017.

  • The Twilight Zone: The Movie 1983

    ●●●○ 29 Mar 2017

    An highlight reel for the Twilight Zone spirit.

  • The Meaning of Life 1983

    ●●●○ 31 May 2018

    A 90 minutes long Flying Circus episode, minus people with military uniforms saying all that was silly. Even though it is.

  • WarGames 1983

    ●●●○ 25 Sep 2018

    The only winning move is logic-bombing on HAL. Finally the long awaited sequel of The Breakfast Club where the cool girl doesn’t end up depressed.

  • The Dead Zone 1983

    ●●●◐ 22 Dec 2018

    Celibacy is not worth it, it leads to gruesome deaths.

  • Christine 1983

    ●●◐○ 05 Mar 2020

    So much modernity in ‘83. Radio-activated garage doors. 20 years old cars are “classics”. Self-Driving cars, powered by soul-sucking entities that demand you change your personality to conform to their ideals. A bit more bodycount than the Tesla “Autopilot”.

  • Star Wars: Return of the Jedi 1983

    ●●◐○ 03 Jun 2024

    The emotional arc of Vader’s story, intercut with childish teddy bears and a bunch of action scenes of no consequence.