Archive for 2016

4 posts from 12 March to 17 December 2016.

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Speaking of WRONG films, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Jesus fucking Christ, I wanted to punch Matthew Broderick in the face repeatedly with a blunt instrument. How can you be such a whiny jerkoff?

  • R.I.P.D.

    Jeff Bridges playing a parody of Rooster Cogburn

  • Surrogates

    Surrogates might be a mishmash of every sci-fi film in the last decades, but then it takes large cues from Snow Crash too.

  • Salt

    Salt is a crappy version of Bourne.