Archive for 2016

4 posts from 12 March to 17 December 2016.

• Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986

  ●○○○ 17 Dec 2016

  Speaking of WRONG films, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Jesus fucking Christ, I wanted to punch Matthew Broderick in the face repeatedly with a blunt instrument. How can you be such a whiny jerkoff?

• R.I.P.D. 2013

  ●●○○ 08 Dec 2016

  Jeff Bridges playing a parody of Rooster Cogburn

• Surrogates 2009

  ●●●○ 16 Mar 2016

  Surrogates might be a mishmash of every sci-fi film in the last decades, but then it takes large cues from Snow Crash too.

• Salt 2010

  ●●○○ 12 Mar 2016

  Salt is a crappy version of Bourne.