The Haunting in Connecticut
What the heck is this? The Christian Rock cover of the greatest horror hits. Let us soil ourselves to provide Christians with their vanilla terror.
First up, technically this is beyond the pale. “Based on the true story” is either a bizarre boast, or a humiliating typo. The main credits are written in Papyrus, for crying out loud!
By Greatest Hits, I mean actual ripoffs of other, more competent plots. The Conjuring., , , and a lot of jump scares. This is in a sense a proto-