Uncharted
Some CGI-fest using the Uncharted brand and some of the videogame set pieces, but strictly worse. They skipped all the ones inspired by other films, to avoid comparisons with talented directors.
The kid does a good enough job, but Marky Mark as a mentor figure? Get the fuck outta here, he doesn’t have that range! Should have used Nolan North directly, or go nuts with Nicolas Cage, or Harrison Ford for maximum irony.
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