Final Destination 3
The one with the rollercoaster ride. Yup, the same shit it ever was, but with a real actress, Mary Elizabeth Winsted. She can’t salvage this, but she tries.
I swear all the plot beats are unchanged from the last film, including the reset at the end, to make sure there is no talent that can override the producers. It’s tabula rasa, every time another one is released.
Again with the homophobic jokes, what the hell! The final boy is really worried about an embarrassing death, like sticking stuff up his ass.
Osama, still kicking. (…) vice-presidents (Cheney)
Both those have kicked the bucket now, I feel better already.
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