Archive for Tag Final Destination
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The production values are so shitty, the kerning on the initial credits is amateur hour. Includes some Tony Todd cameos, for continuity.
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The one with the NASCAR crash, not to be confused with Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Oh god, as if this wasn’t bad enough, they brought in the nu-metal. It makes me physically ill.
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The one with the plane crash. Not to be confused with any of The Twilight Zone initial episodes.
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The one with the rollercoaster ride. Yup, the same shit it ever was, but with a real actress, Mary Elizabeth Winsted. She can’t salvage this, but she tries.
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The one with the big freeway pileup. Not to be confused with The Matrix Reloaded.