Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


The one with Cho, the Glasgow lassie. And all the stuff with Dumbledore’s Army, Umbridge and the big battle in the Ministry. The first of the boring-ass samey grimdark BS.

This feels both rushed and boring as fuck, not easy to pull that off.

The Room of Requirements sounded great to my teenage mind, but it’s a literal Deus Ex Machina. Not content with that, she pulls a prophecy plot too. What complete nonsense, I thought Joanna was a professional writer.

Luna is so great, one of the best characters. Too bad the actress never did anything else.

On the contrary, “Cho Chang” is a stupid name, her character does nothing, other than betray the main characters and mope. The famously wet kiss, of all the tears, is not focused on. At least the actress survived, she did The Peripheral with an even thicker accent.

Ah, and just as Gary Oldman was getting hyped to be a corporate sellout, the writer kills him. Commissioner Gordon it is.

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