Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The one with all the snogging, Snape’s Potions book, and dead Dumbledore. Draco’s got the big acting to do, sadly.
Slughorn (an amazing Jim Broadbent) saves this from being an absolute snorefest. He is almost as good as the publisher from Cloud Atlas.
Snape throws Dumbledore from Nakatomi Building. He should have replaced Avada Kedavra with Yipee-Ka-Yay, motherfucker!
The filmmakers read AO3, they know the shippers go all in on Harry and Hermione, so they keep feeding that as long as humanly possible, while remaining PG-13. This will even be a point of contention in the future, even Joanna knows they are the perfect couple, while Ron the Death Eater is just a worthless third wheel.
Yes, the jock Cormac say of Hermione the “Minx”, “she likes to work her mouth”. Ron also makes a joke about Harry and Ginny “doing it”. Crikey!
Once again, this is ugly CGI crap. There’s even a line towards the end, “I never noticed how beautiful this was”, when it’s a goddamn muddled mess all the way to crappy CGI.
Use some fucking lights somewhere, you twats! You are not filming Barry Lyndon.
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