Ninja Assassin
This is supremely silly, but po-faced, there’s not much humour to match the preposterous action sequences. “He doesn’t look like a killing machine. Looks like he’s in a boyband”. How meta. Almost as hilarious as Colbert’s “beef” with Rain.
Suck it, John Wick: Chapter 4, there’s a scene like the one on the Arc de Triomphe, but on a random highway. Maybe this is the source of that very scene, I see Chad Stahelski on the credits.
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