Knight and Day
What if Bourne had less chemistry between the leads, more actors phoning it in, more shitty CGI, and more Rohypnol. The last spurts of Arnon Milchan’s career, good riddance.
Nearly every actor is barely in it, just playing sterotypes, filmed their parts in a couple days. Viola Davis does her role from Suicide Squad, Paul Dano was still a crazy kid (maybe a couple years after Little Miss Sunshine), Peter Saarsgard has more lines but not much.
The leads don’t have much chemistry, even though they were married for years, yikes. If you assume the rumours about Cruise’s closetness are valid, all the scenes take in a different meaning. Cameron Diaz just screams and shouts like a little girl, complete balderdash.
There’s still time to boost the Wonderful Woman’s career, in a cameo. Imagine there’s no heaven…
This is very much like Mr. & Mrs. Smith, and shit for the same reasons I guess.
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