Scary Movie 3
The one following The Ring plot. With Kevin Hart at his regular.
The minor references are Signs, 8 Mile (bizarrely), Queen Latifah as the Oracle from The Matrix.
President Leslie Nielsen is literally less impulsive and venal than Trump in the second term. Seriously, that whole thing about mocking Native Americans is positively empathic.
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are just annoying. Carlin himself mentioning Pootie Tang. I just can’t believe that lead guy went on to star on Red Rocket, from Sean “Anora” Baker.
Is that a Pam and Tommy sextape joke, done to Pamela Anderson herself? At least she came up on top in the end.
There are still good jokes.
- “20 miles east of DC” being a farm with a massive cornfield is very good.
- All the ones about paedophile priests.
- Killing Simon Cowell.
- Eminem with the Klan hood.
- Sharpton for President (that would be a monkey paw wish).
- Searching online producing dozens of popup ads.
- President Ford referring to Harrison.
- The pump-action shovel.
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