Archive for Release Year: 1986

6 posts from 17 December 2016 to 24 October 2025.

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986

    ●○○○ 17 Dec 2016

    Speaking of WRONG films, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Jesus fucking Christ, I wanted to punch Matthew Broderick in the face repeatedly with a blunt instrument. How can you be such a whiny jerkoff?

  • Castle in the Sky 1986

    ●●●● 09 Dec 2017

    The anime with an unpronounceable name in most Romance languages. That joke is inherited from Gulliver’s Travels.

  • The Color of Money 1986

    ●●◐○ 05 Jul 2018

    Pool Newman.

  • Highlander 1986

    ●●○○ 01 Dec 2020

    There can be only one Queen-scored film, and this ain’t it.

  • Aliens 1986

    ●●●● 23 Jul 2023

    The damn quotes are all over the walls, man:

    • Game over man, game over!
    • For close encounters.
    • They mostly come at night. Mostly.

  • Descente aux enfers 1986

    ●○○○ 24 Oct 2025

    Sophie Marceau is way too young to be married to some dude 30 years her senior. Way too young for this slightly less pornographic Emmanuelle.