Archive for tag 'franchise:StarWars'

  • Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

    The emotional arc of Vader’s story, intercut with childish teddy bears and a bunch of action scenes of no consequence.

  • Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

    More of this sort of childish space opera. Jar Jar Binks is like a C-3PO on steroids, it’s grating on the ears. Even on more serious scenes, that tinny voice is there, hammering away at your ears.

  • Star Wars: A New Hope

    Yeah, it’s all right. Just another campy space opera, with action driven plot (lifted straight from The Hidden Fortress), young whippersnappers, and older British actors collecting their paycheck.

  • Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

    No, Lucas, noooo! The retcons, oh the humanity.

  • Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

    Now that’s pod racing!

  • Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

    It that Rose Byrne? It’s like Harry Potter over here, a massive amount of English people!