300: Rise of an Empire
300 ways of dying in the cradle of western civilization in which more than 300 ships stop(?) an empire from raising. So it’s all lies just in the title.
Eva Green was bizarrely praise to Olympus for this. Even Casino Royale allows for her to showcase a larger range, and that’s a freaking Bond film. There are only two modes here: smouldering with generic rage and taking there hero’s penis up the arse.