Archive for January 2019
8 posts from 07 to 29 January 2019.
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The 2002 remake. Po-faced ultra-violent silliness. It’s not even a metaphor for NFL, however thinly veiled. The audience uses vuvuzelas, GTFO.
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Basically a series of sketches with a larger budget. Curious, most of them involve Woody Allen playing himself fondling woman’s breasts…
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Just like The Dark Tower, this seems like a peek into an entire universe, ending on a cliffhanger. It seems the epic sci-fi standalone story is a thing of the past now, it’s all vignettes now.
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A faithful adaptation of the seminal XIX century story, but poor in production values and plot. The important plot beats are presented in a matter-of-fact way, for such emotionally powerful moments.
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Just another Mulholland Drive with extra twists and less budget. Mackenzie Davis can’t make omelettes without eggs.
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Who would have thought, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl is a mere variation on this epic tale of piracy.
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Ace cast with an inspired script and visually gorgeous.
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Daddy Issues: The Film. Should have been directed by Spielberg.