Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
My god, this is too realistic. A billionaire CEO transitioning to lobbyist organisation green washing, another billionaire bankrolling stuff while congress gridlocks.
A PG-13 dross. Silencing the fucks and bloodless carnage, including fully grown humans being torn apart, limb from limb, but without any visible blood. Preposterous.
The concentration of nepo babies is off the charts, and in universe too. The less bad Will Smith kid (from that Sydney Sweeney sex drama), the buffoon Ron Howard child, Rafe Spall (a real actor). The cast is so ginormous, not many characters have a point. Why the actual fuck they got Geraldine Chaplin and James Cromwell to star in this?
The plot is ludicrous, and the first one was already shit. Both the heroes and the villains want to save the dinos, why do the heroes get pissed for dumping them on the boat? It’s completely incomprehensible. Of course Rafe Spall is the bad guy, is that supposed to be a twist?
There are so many stupid scenes. Outrunning a pyroclastic flow. Shifting gear up to avoid falling into the water. Weaponized brontosaurus. Chris Pratt saying to Bryce Dallas Howard “You ate the one that made me come” without giggling.
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