Archive for tag 'franchise:JurassicPark'
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Finally a sequel to Jurassic Park with Alan Grant, not that idiot Ian Malcolm. The kid says so in the film itself, the chaos guy was full of shit.
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The same blueprint as Aliens, the sequel is a balls-to-the-wall action film with little girls in critical roles. Some of the Jurassic World plot bullshit is already present here!
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Spielberg defuses Crichton crap by growing the plot tumour into the main plot: is Alan Grant, notorious kid hater, father material? He passes with flying colours, Ellie will put out.
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The stupid quotes remain. “He slid into my DMs” used unironically, how the mighty have fallen.
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My god, this is too realistic. A billionaire CEO transitioning to lobbyist organisation green washing, another billionaire bankrolling stuff while congress gridlocks.
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Someone watched the previous films and said “What if this was much more violent but still sold for kids?”. Doesn’t hold a candle to Jurassic Park 3.