Jurassic World: Dominion
The stupid quotes remain. “He slid into my DMs” used unironically, how the mighty have fallen.
The former CEO of Jurassic World moved to lobbying in the last one, but now she’s a eco-terrorist. Their pals just about had it with being chased by angry farmers in Ford F-150, so the other ecoterrorist guy gets a real job, where he can affect change in the world: CIA operative (WTF!).
The other girl is unmentioned, I’m assuming she is a stay-at-home mom now, they bought a house in Maryland suburbs, and she is bored at home writing dinosaur erotica.
The villain is a Tim Cook dead ringer, nice. Turn out Bayer-Monsanto is evil (here called ByoSin, geddit, it’s a sin to mess with nature). They are breeding giant locusts that eat the crops not planted with their seeds. But everyone is really working for the bigcorp against their will, there are moles everywhere. Even Malcolm is their resident PR person, but turns out to be Neil Stephenson, badmouthing him while on their payroll.
But there’s the stupid sub-plot with the human clones. And even bigger dinos now. Eventually the old and busted crew reunites with the new hotness, they even complete each others’ sentences.
Together, the gigantic cast escape the flaming inferno and get back to their previous lives, with the quantum amount of change to be considered an arc, but not different enough to jeopardise any sequels.
For some reason, the US Senate has jurisdiction on some incident that happened on the Dolomite mountains in Italy.
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