Texas Chainsaw 3D
This is so bad. They basically remake the first film until middle of the runtime, then run out of plot, and have to make up something to reach the bare minimum 90 minute mark. So the final girl teams up with Leatherface, because FAMILY.
The best part of this is the minutes where this song shows up:
One thing is certain, the two-stroke engine sound is truly horrible, that shit burns motor oil, pollutes like a motherfucker, and is so noisy. Leatherface should switch to electric powertools, keep grizzly murders carbon-neutral.
Alexandra Daddario gets in her underwear in the first five minutes, but she can’t salvage this. Chop it up in pieces and dump it in the meatgrinder of failed franchises.
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