Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1
The one with the wedding, a lot of PolyJuice, the wood-trotting, then no more Dobby (their version of Porg, with cute boots). Sadface.
Can’t believe Joanna stole the Horcrux making the wearer weary from The Lord of the Rings, what a crock of shit. Not even from the books even, probably from the films.
There’s really a lot of wood-trotting, just visiting a bunch of woods where Hermione happened to visit with her parents. These are extremely remote places, no living being in the horizon, her dentist parents must be hardcore trampers.
Once again, this is extremely compressed. The wedding takes about a couple minutes, Fleur comes up again because Joanna couldn’t stand making up another character, but still wanted pomp and circumstance. Should have trimmed more wood-trekking instead.
In the Lovegood place, Hermione reads from a book she always had, a story that nearly everyone knows, as its a popular story for magical kids. The exposition dumps are preposterous, just make up something better, like Watchmen’s pirate story or something.
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