Archive for 25 January 2026

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• Ninja Assassin 2009

  ●◐○○ 25 Jan 2026

  This is supremely silly, but po-faced, there’s not much humour to match the preposterous action sequences. “He doesn’t look like a killing machine. Looks like he’s in a boyband”. How meta. Almost as hilarious as Colbert’s “beef” with Rain.