Bad Teacher


Oh, this is bad all right. So many tit-based “gags”. Poor Lucy Punch, she even does a “perfect” American accent. She has the best line: “Shut the FRONT DOOR”!

My god, the “jokes” are so much boob-based. The other ones are Epstein-level shit. Not even sure what porn star they hired for the early medic scene, but she even talks, one SAG card right wasted there.

Cameron Diaz must have been in an ugly place, she really looks like Ellen Barkin in Ocean’s Thirteen, except she is 30 years younger. Yikes!

Besides the jugs, there’s a lot of risqué shit in here, so much of it race baiting. This is even more nihilistic than it seems from the start.

What’s wrong with the film in the start? Stand and Deliver? The one with Morgan Freeman as a cop? School Ties? Dangerous Minds? Scream? What kind of obscure shit is this?

Why is there a baby Kathryn Newton, of Abigail and Detective Pikachu fame, playing a alpha bitch?

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