I Know What You Did Last Summer
My god, this is so bad. It’s the worst parts of fan fiction, #girlboss, and TikTok generation bullshit. They even bring out the Sarah Michelle Gellar AI slop (or Buffy is a literal vampire and did not change in 30 years).
Since there’s no budget, everyone is one of those generic Hollywood hotties, it gets hard to tell them apart. I swear, when the dumb girl presents her second fiancé, I had already forgot about the other guy’s face.
At first I though it would be a slasher where the main cast survives, only ancillary people actually die. But there’s a meta-twist, turns out there’a actually a final girl instead.
They might have overdone the decadence. Who the fuck has automatic door in their own private home, what kind of insane millionaire are we talking about? And why buy one of those Mercedes jeeps, the choice of Russian mobsters everywhere?
Why is everyone walking around shirtless all the time?
I guess Ryan Philippe is the only one with sense to steer clear of this crap.
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