Archive for Release Year: 1974
8 posts from 14 October 2018 to 24 October 2024.
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The one where Bond faces Scaramanga, the guy with three nipples and a dwarf servant.
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Stratospheric cast does an adaptation while Agatha Christie was still alive! Goddamn brilliant.
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Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you. He’d kill us if he got the chance.
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The Wizard of Oz. 50 Shades of The Matrix. There’s more flesh on display than all the abattoir scenes in Rocky.
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What the fuck is this, a lot of noise, screams, and darkness. Horrifying production values here. Clearly a video nasty, not many redeeming qualities here.
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Whaddya know, it’s a Mel Brooks film. A kind of high brow Airplane!. It’s a bit intense, a lot of “niggers” and “chinks” thrown around, and enormous amounts of gay jokes.
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Some porn with flimsy plot, not very French. This has aged horribly, there are cancellable offences left and right. It’s tamer than daytime reality shows.
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Ah, is this the more centrist response to Dirty Harry? This is as fascist and anti-hippie as that, but the hero is a just a regular architect, not a credentialed murderer. The cosmopolitrometer is off the charts, lower than The Town, this is the new benchmark.