Archive for Release Year: 2007
17 posts from 16 July 2017 to 19 January 2025.
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This is an interesting high fantasy story, completely butchered by the studio.
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Even more Brownian Saturday afternoon action-adventure. Alternate title: The Bourne Discovery.
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Paul Giamatti violently chewing the scenery while Clive Owen chews on carrots. The dark and gritty adaptation that Bugs Bunny needed, not one he wanted.
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Zombies, with human emotions. The opening scene stays with me forever.
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Joel Schumacher does a thriller that promises but fails to raise above mediocrity.
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Lousy cheating horror. I honestly saw this just for Kristen, but it’s from her teen phase, it should be ignored.
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The bog standard story of a high-class prostitute who hoodwinks her clients and the cop to run away with a suitcase full of cash to Brazil. Her real name is Mary, surname had to be Sue.
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Bait and switch. Starts off as a nihilist critique of Brazilian society before going off the rails into full blow fascism. Remarkable in every other way though, a true Triumph of the Will.
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Still as good as the first time.
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Gun-wielding go-go dancers gunning down goons, gleefully. Gurning guys gamble their guts.
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You stupid child. Getting people killed, is that her idea of fun? And the final gut punch, oof.
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This is a just 2 or 3 stunt pieces wrapped in the thinnest of plots. It would barely cover a single game mission. A flimsy excuse to see Olga Kurylenko naked.
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Biohazard: The Road Warrior. A particularly crummy Mad Max ripoff, with final boss fight setting up the next film.
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Seven, Eleven, Sixty Nine, Fifty. A thriller by the numbers, since it even stars with a kind of PSA with all kinds of numbers. Includes a unbelievable scene where Richard Gere grills Avril Lavigne over sexual proclivities, I bet Claire Danes laughing her ass off was real.
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Jesus, this is even more religious than Jurassic Park. Not only do they praise the Lord before going away on the chopper, everyone hangs around with massive crucifix pendants, and the whole plot is just a crisis of faith.
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The NeverEnding Story, oh oh ohhh, never ending story. They have the guts of ending the third one with yet another adventure in the making.