Archive for Release Year: 2007
12 posts from 26 March 2023 to 16 July 2017.
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This is an interesting high fantasy story, completely butchered by the studio.
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Even more Brownian Saturday afternoon action-adventure. Alternate title: The Bourne Discovery.
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Paul Giamatti violently chewing the scenery while Clive Owen chews on carrots. The dark and gritty adaptation that Bugs Bunny needed, not one he wanted.
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Zombies, with human emotions. The opening scene stays with me forever.
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Joel Schumacher does a thriller that promises but fails to raise above mediocrity.
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Lousy cheating horror. I honestly saw this just for Kristen, but it’s from her teen phase, it should be ignored.
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The bog standard story of a high-class prostitute who hoodwinks her clients and the cop to run away with a suitcase full of cash to Brazil. Her real name is Mary, surname had to be Sue.
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Bait and switch. Starts off as a nihilist critique of Brazilian society before going off the rails into full blow fascism. Remarkable in every other way though, a true Triumph of the Will.
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Still as good as the first time.
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Gun-wielding go-go dancers gunning down goons, gleefully. Gurning guys gamble their guts.
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You stupid child. Getting people killed, is that her idea of fun? And the final gut punch, oof.
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This is a just 2 or 3 stunt pieces wrapped in the thinnest of plots. It would barely cover a single game mission. A flimsy excuse to see Olga Kurylenko naked.