Archive for May 2019
8 posts from 01 to 29 May 2019.
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More Wick, plain and simple. This is the greatest hits of close combat action films, now with added Halle Berry. Eat your heart out, Bond!
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Red Dawn meets White House Down, except before, and by Antoine Fuqua. What the hell is this?
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Bog standard high school horror film, of course it’s a thinly veiled selection between those who have sex, and those who want to. Not sure why I even bother…
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Über hipster tale of real estate speculation, smoky clubs where not-hookers hook up, and massage parlous, with requisite happy endings. Fuggedaboutit, it’s Macao.
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A low rent Alex Garland film with lower budget and amateurish acting, brought to you by The Hot Jesus.
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What. Robert Rodriguez does a live action Incredibles, using comparable amounts of CGI.
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An “improved” Independence Day, with more “political” content as a plot clothesline. A two hours long diatribe against the military-industrial complex, brought to you by the DoD, Raytheon, and Boeing.
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SQUINT! SQUINT AT THE GRANDEUR!