Archive for July 2019
11 posts from 06 to 29 July 2019.
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Rutger Hauer’s Paid Getaway. Ruins, Porking, Gloating. Standing for “Real Playing Game” is a sick joke.
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The protagonist is such a such a charisma black hole, he is billed third, and the “sidekick” was capable of playing both roles. The amount of squandered talent is staggering.
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Yet another anodyne Ron Howard film, one that the fictional Nash from the film would describe as having “not a single seminal or innovative idea” in it.
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Remember, it’s written like that: capital X, capital Z. eXistenZ. It’s new, it’s from Cronenberg, and it is here.
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Surely a classic, just don’t call me Shirley. Roger, Clarence, Victor, Oveur.
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Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba.
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The Shampoo Film: Two in one. Birdman on loads of coke, but also sweet redemption decades later. Damn rad, grrl!
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What would it happen if Timur watched Van Helsing and thought “This is too demure, I’m turning it to 11”? Probably the first step towards this batshit insane series of images. Crosses the line twice into crazy awesome territory.
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Supreme writing about writing (and wine). Life, the Universe, Everything. Touching yet outrageously hilarious.
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A classic crisscrossed cheating conundrum. Everyone gets out of it worse than it entered. Mostly…
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50 Shades of anti-noir. Sneaks up on you when you are not expecting, wearing a fedora and trenchcoat, talking gruff, then it turns out the femme fatale gets killed by a previous lover, and love prevails.