Archive for July 2019

11 posts from 06 to 29 July 2019.

  • RPG

    Rutger Hauer’s Paid Getaway. Ruins, Porking, Gloating. Standing for “Real Playing Game” is a sick joke.

  • Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

    The protagonist is such a such a charisma black hole, he is billed third, and the “sidekick” was capable of playing both roles. The amount of squandered talent is staggering.

  • A Beautiful Mind

    Yet another anodyne Ron Howard film, one that the fictional Nash from the film would describe as having “not a single seminal or innovative idea” in it.

  • eXistenZ

    Remember, it’s written like that: capital X, capital Z. eXistenZ. It’s new, it’s from Cronenberg, and it is here.

  • Airplane!

    Surely a classic, just don’t call me Shirley. Roger, Clarence, Victor, Oveur.

  • The Lion King

    Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba.

  • Her Smell

    The Shampoo Film: Two in one. Birdman on loads of coke, but also sweet redemption decades later. Damn rad, grrl!

  • Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

    What would it happen if Timur watched Van Helsing and thought “This is too demure, I’m turning it to 11”? Probably the first step towards this batshit insane series of images. Crosses the line twice into crazy awesome territory.

  • Sideways

    Supreme writing about writing (and wine). Life, the Universe, Everything. Touching yet outrageously hilarious.

  • You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

    A classic crisscrossed cheating conundrum. Everyone gets out of it worse than it entered. Mostly…

  • Body of Evidence

    50 Shades of anti-noir. Sneaks up on you when you are not expecting, wearing a fedora and trenchcoat, talking gruff, then it turns out the femme fatale gets killed by a previous lover, and love prevails.