Space Jam: The New Legacy
Oh lord, did they went full-meta? You never go full-meta. It’s just Wreck It Ralph for another megacorp, maybe the same one now?
But it’s just a bad Looney Tunes cartoon with minor live action filler. So Wreck It Ralph, or Ready Player One. Let’s not even talk about the trailers for other films, with the Looney Tunes characters. They don’t even film new material, it’s just a clip show. A million dollar clip show, a meme website in the cinema.
At least they have (minor) jokes, but it’s strictly worse than Looney Tunes: Back in Action. The worst parts are raping a lot of Warner Brothers IP like The Matrix, Casablanca, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Mad Max: Fury Road. Fucking CONTENT. They also rape other, minor IP, but those had it coming: Game of Thrones, DC, Rick and Morty (pre-cancellation?).
Why the fuck does LeBron says, and I quote “I’m a ball player, players acting always goes wrong”. And it’s true. If his “son” and “childhood friends” are real actors, why not go all the way and have Will Smith play him? Just put an helmet on Don Cheadle to avoid any slaps.
Al G? Not even wearing a tracksuit, mediocre. Don Cheadle is not even using his trademark British accent from Ocean’s Eleven.
This is my place for ramblings about sequences of images that exploit the human visual limitation know as persistence of vision.