Burn Hollywood Burn
American “comedies”, am I right? And about themselves, how producers are all pimps fucking hot women, etc etc etc. Harvey Weinstein is in it, he doesn’t jack off into potted plants, at least on camera.
The “main” “plot”, about a buddy cop film starring Jackie Chan, Whoopi, and Stallone does look absolute shit. They splice it with Die Hard with a Vengeance.
“Sister II Lumumba” is the kind of joke they have. “Schwartzes”. Oreos. Cossack-Americans instead of African-Americans. Then the girls without bras.
It’s not just Harvey Weinstein, Joe Eszterhas, Robert Evans, a lot of Shapiro dudes (related to Ben?).
Speaking of Weinstein, this is what Ebert said:
The only celebrity who emerges relatively intact is Harvey Weinstein, head of Miramax Films, who plays a private eye–but never mind the role, just listen to him. He could find success in voice-over work.
This film is so bad, it oozes it’s badness to other people.
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