Archive for 27 June 2026
2 posts.
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Oh god, this has too much Jean-Claude Van Damme attempts at acting, and not enough roundhouse kicks. There’s a HAL ripoff, and they even lift scenes from 2001, where the ‘puter is listening about his own demise across a window and goes rogue.
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Jesus fucking Christ, this barely has any Van Damme or Dolph Lundgren in it, but has maybe over a minute of a strobing full screen white light. Should have trigger warnings. It’s also too porn-adjacent, both the violence and the old fashioned kind, usually mixed together.