Archive for Tag Jean-Claude Van Damme

  • Universal Soldier

    That’s the third film in a row where Van Damme gets buck naked and doesn’t actually fuck the girl, he really was the Tom Cruise of his day.

  • Death Warrant

    Another extremely homoerotic Van Damme film, it’s almost Black Mama White Mama. But this is more bisexual, the female lead is no beard. And this music, it’s preposterous!

  • Bloodsport

    What the hell, this is the gayest shit I have ever seen since Top Gun’s volleyball scene. Very progressive, since it’s based on a “true story”.

  • Cyborg

    Christ, that’s intense. Like a not so good version of Solomon Kane, same vibes but less production values.