Invasion USA
Move over, Die Hard, we have a new stupid Christmas film! Move over, Red Dawn, we have a new king of jingoism. Move over, Transformers, we have MORE EXPLOSIONS!
This is closes to a series of vignettes that an actual film with a plot. If I wanted to be gracious, which I don’t, i would say closer to one of those superhero films where you need to watch dozens of previous films to understand what the hell is going on.
It’s borderline experimental.
Seriously, the main bad guy which speaks Russian in barks, but converses in English just shows up to random suburban neighbourhoods, blows up several family homes with bazookas, and leaves, without any dialogue. This happens several times in the film.
He is also very fond of shooting people in the dick, for some reason.
The good guy does basically the same thing, which is good since Chuck Norris can’t act his way out of a paper bag. He is unfazed by everything, from massive tits bouncing near him, to explosions, to nearly being decapitated with a trash can lid.
The “love interest” throws the trash can lid, that’s the close they can get to first base.
Cannon rip themselves off, since the ending is just like Death Wish 3.
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