Archive for Tag franchise:Saw

  • Saw VI

    I can see why this was less popular, it’s less focus on the mythos dross, leaning more and more into the morality tale.

  • Saw 3D

    Nhe, now Gordon from the first film survived? And the opening is a public saw-off with a big boobed girl being cut in half by the two boys she is two timing. Back to crapitude.

  • Saw V

    Very well, killing a Nazi with Totenkopft tatoos in the cold open, you have my attention. Not very inventive, but OK, I’ll take antifa propaganda from anyone. Then it’s Saw II again, a bunch of people hating together, for a few minutes.

  • Saw IV

    Ok, so Jigsaw is actually dead for real, they start with an autopsy just to prove there’s no retcons up their sleeve. Is that motherfucking male frontal nudity I see? In my mainstream horror?

  • Spiral

    What the fuck is this casting, why is Chris Rock doing an horror film? He uses his stand-up personality!

  • Saw III

    Yet another formulaic sadistic gorefest. I almost sawed some logs while watching this.

  • Saw II

    The gorefest the series is known about. Just because it’s a gorefest, doesn’t mean it wasn’t made by film students. Un chien andaluz on the opening shot, just to rub it in.

  • Saw

    Another high concept film that spawns a franchise of inferior self-ripoffs. Not the gorefest the series is known about.