Saw 3D
Nhe, now Gordon from the first film survived? And the opening is a public saw-off with a big boobed girl being cut in half by the two boys she is two timing. Back to crapitude.
This is a paradigm shift: from a gunk film series, to soft-core porn with some gorefest interludes. Seriously, every single woman has massive tits now, even the ones that were merely adequate in previous films.
The guy playing the main cop is too clever by half, he mimics Brad Pitt in Seven, mixed up with Twelve Monkeys, but with a very weird accent. He does the mannerisms, those hand slaps and all. He’s from Final Destination too, apparently.
Since this is “the final chapter”, they will cram unrelated death scenes over and over and over. And since this a 3D film, there’s a lot of shit flying into the camera.
Killing a bunch of Nazis for being racists is kinda underwhelming, should have at least used Zyklon B. Since one of the guys is the Linkin Park vocalist, I retract that statement, I’m at least whelmed.
It’s a self ripoff from the last time, but crappier. There’s a kind of self-help guru, a fake Jigsaw survivor. His entourage is killed by himself. The publicist with a fish hook. The lawyer impaled. The friend left hanging. And the girlfriend being tricked, then put in a brazen bull.
At some point, everyone just wants it to be over, there’s an M60 machine gun just killing people, fuck inventive killings.
Gordon was the mastermind all along, he even has some anonymous pig head mask minions.
This is my place for ramblings about sequences of images that exploit the human visual limitation know as persistence of vision.