Archive for December 2017

8 posts from 08 to 28 December 2017.

• Gods of Egypt 2016

  ●●●◐ 28 Dec 2017

  Gods of Egypt is stunning. Visually, it’s pretty much flawless.

• Fast Five 2011

  ●●○○ 22 Dec 2017

  The film where the least ridiculous scene is when a Mustang flips a bus.

• Men in Black 1997

  ●●●○ 15 Dec 2017

  The one with the Will Smith hip-hop song over the credits.

• Castle in the Sky 1986

  ●●●● 09 Dec 2017

  The anime with an unpronounceable name in most Romance languages. That joke is inherited from Gulliver’s Travels.

• The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 2010

  ●●○○ 09 Dec 2017

  The one about the cardinal sins. Throw in a science strawman to be torn apart.

• The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 2008

  ●●○○ 09 Dec 2017

  Still four kids, but with extra large scale battles with hundreds of dead.

• The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 2005

  ●●◐○ 08 Dec 2017

  Four kids, for kids, forked ids.

• Monsanto 2000

  ●●○○ 08 Dec 2017

  PTSD-ridden ex-soldier goes insane after a partner kills himself.