Archive for Tag Fast and Furious

  • F9

    Oh god, did they just retcon a retcon? What’s all that business with Han, Jason Statham and John Cena? The lore is way too convoluted for me, I would rather read Ulysses.

  • Fast X

    Here we go, this is gonna be a rambling stream-of-conscience review.

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    Childish Yu Gi-Oh problem solving skills: there is nothing that can’t be resolved with some illegal street racing. The beginning of the superhero-fication of Fast and Furious.

  • Fast & Furious 6

    The one with Luke Evans as the villain. 20 min to stupid car chase.

  • Fast Five

    The film where the least ridiculous scene is when a Mustang flips a bus.