Archive for June 2017

17 posts from 04 to 27 June 2017.

  • La vie d'Adèle

    Came for the lesbian sex, stayed for the Bildungsroman.

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    Whoring out is the only way to be someone in life

  • Journey to the Center of the Earth

    Not-adaptation cash grab for 3D

  • The Avengers

    It was too hot to think today, so I watch these Avengers, and not the other, more interesting, film with Sean Connery in a Teddy Bear costume.

  • Veronica Guerin

    I give it 7/used needles

  • Cursed

    Even though the premise is interesting and features womanwolves, which I think it’s a first, not worth it to take everything around it. Even if the werewolf flips the bird at the protagonist.

  • Army of Darkness

    Braindead without the mommy issues.

  • Rocky IV

    The best Rocky is the first one, but Rocky III (the one with Mr. T) was pretty crap already. This takes the cake, though.

  • Mad Max 2

    After 3 or 4 views, you can see the speed up scenes, but it’s still very suspenseful to see the last chase scene (and the rest of the film too).

  • Un moment d'égarement

    Puts the ‘fun’ in ‘paedophilia’

  • Body of Lies

    US frames innocent muslim for terrorist attack, is all for nought

  • And Starring Pancho Villa as Himself

    Neither a fluff piece nor a hatchet job

  • Recount

    The Thick of It meets Kevin Spacey headdesking repeatedly.

  • The Assignment

    Here’s a 40 years old script that feels ripped from the virtual headlines.

  • One Million Years B.C.

    Transformers with extra scantily-clad women.

  • The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box

    This might as well be the quintessential Young Adult novel turned prospective franchise.

  • Salvation Boulevard

    Aren’t those new evangelical churches wacky?