Archive for May 2024

11 posts from 03 to 28 May 2024.

  • Fury

    This really tricked me into being another fascist interpretation of Saving Private Ryan, bit it’s a much more humane and hopeful film. Doesn’t reach the technical heights of the D-Day landings, but the again, what does?

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    A completely unnecessary retreat over well worn desert roads of Fury Road, but still provides crazy visuals that make pretty much all Marvel crap looks like toddler-level drawings, when compared to this J.M.W. Turner painting.

  • They/Them

    An important subject matter butchered beyond belief. An abject failure as a film, a lot of money wasted by Blumhouse.

  • Rollerball

    Look at us, look at what they make you give.

  • American Made

    I knew it, Kill the Messenger needed some kind of softer human alternative. One with literal cartoon Eagles and Bears battling over the American lebensraum.

  • Anaconda

    King Kong meets Apocalypse Now. A group of city dwellers go on a trip to the Amazonian Jungle to film uncontacted tribes.

  • Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

    No, Lucas, noooo! The retcons, oh the humanity.

  • Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

    Now that’s pod racing!

  • Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

    It that Rose Byrne? It’s like Harry Potter over here, a massive amount of English people!

  • Cândido - O Espião que Veio do Futebol

    That’s a joke with The Spy Who Came in from the Cold. Fitting, for a middle-of-the-road spy flick.

  • Fall Guy

    The film equivalent of the diss track, mocking Tom Cruise mercilessly. There are so many Tom Cruise direct mentions, it’s clearly not an accident. The funniest thing is he can’t complain, is he gonna admit he doesn’t do his own stunts?