Archive for 31 May 2026

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  • Universal Soldier

    That’s the third film in a row where Van Damme gets buck naked and doesn’t actually fuck the girl, he really was the Tom Cruise of his day.

  • Underwater

    Alien under the sea, but more conventional, and with Predator sounds. There’s also a kaiju coming from a Breach, but no Jaegers. Deep Blue Sea without the funny stuff.

  • Death Warrant

    Another extremely homoerotic Van Damme film, it’s almost Black Mama White Mama. But this is more bisexual, the female lead is no beard. And this music, it’s preposterous!