Archive for Tag AI slop

  • Star Wars IX

    Fucking Palpatine was the mastermind all along, get the fuck out of here! Motherfucker George Lucas and the fucking prequels, fucking JJ, fuck that shit! “Do it! DO IT!

  • Rogue One

    Nobody asked for this Star Wars prequel, but the House of Mouse demands the milking process to start. Milk, milk, milk the franchise, gently down the screen, merrily merrily merrily, the plot is but a dream. I head this Andor guy has a nicer show.

  • Alien: Romulus

    A nice mishmash of all Alien films, a little bit of horror, a little bit of action, a little bit of body horror and baby human-Alien hybrids. Utterly ruined by the stupid decision of putting a fucking deepfake Ash in it, Ian Holm must be rolling on his grave (even though is estate is credited).

  • Gemini Man

    My god, the CGI face is so bad! Smack in the middle of the uncanny valley. Mixing it up with real actors of the calibre of Will Smith and Mary Elizabeth Winstead only makes it more cartoonish, but not in a good way like Who Framed Roger Rabbit?.