Archive for Release Year: 2010

10 posts from 01 September 2018 to 12 March 2016.

  • Salt

    Salt is a crappy version of Bourne.

  • Jonah Hex

    Bog-standard comic book adaptation. Not even worth to hate.

  • 127 Hours

    Tragedy strikes a perpetual optimist, then unsurprisingly he comes out on top.

  • The Company Men

    Follows the stories of three salaryman, unsurprisingly.

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

    The one about the cardinal sins. Throw in a science strawman to be torn apart.

  • Winter's Bone

    White trash struggles to live, while the universe conspires against them.

  • Alice in Wonderland

    If being befuddled and lost while pretty colours parade around my eyes and Alice gets PG-naked several times was the point, this has achieved its purpose.

  • Kick-Ass

    Ludonarrative Dissonance: The Film. Yet another childish comic book adaptation that pretends to be edgy by using cuss words.

  • She's Out of My League

    Bog standard, formulaic rom com with swear words. Poor Jay Baruchel. This is so predictable you can almost use it a clock.

  • Love & Other Drugs

    Boner pill commercials masquerading as the Boogie Nights of romantic comedies.