Archive for Release Year: 2010
10 posts from 01 September 2018 to 12 March 2016.
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Salt is a crappy version of Bourne.
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Bog-standard comic book adaptation. Not even worth to hate.
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Tragedy strikes a perpetual optimist, then unsurprisingly he comes out on top.
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Follows the stories of three salaryman, unsurprisingly.
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The one about the cardinal sins. Throw in a science strawman to be torn apart.
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White trash struggles to live, while the universe conspires against them.
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If being befuddled and lost while pretty colours parade around my eyes and Alice gets PG-naked several times was the point, this has achieved its purpose.
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Ludonarrative Dissonance: The Film. Yet another childish comic book adaptation that pretends to be edgy by using cuss words.
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Bog standard, formulaic rom com with swear words. Poor Jay Baruchel. This is so predictable you can almost use it a clock.
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Boner pill commercials masquerading as the Boogie Nights of romantic comedies.