Archive for Tag X-Men

  • X-Men: Days of Future Past

    Nothing speaks about the deep lore for a supposed reboot like introducing time travel to make sure the other convoluted trilogy is back in the cards. What is reality anymore, I simply do not care.

  • X2

    I am the X-Man, I am the X-Man, wooo, I am the walrus.

  • X-Men: The Last Stand

    It’s not the last one, and neither they decide on a pattern for the names and actors. What’s this, Star Wars?

  • X-Men: First Class

    What a difference 10 years make, 240 little months. This has everything going against it but still mildly succeeds in being entertaining and engrossing.

  • X-Men

    This is like Batman Begins, the missing link between old school goofy superhero films, and modern gritty ones. They use leather, not spandex. A lot of people die, except not really, to save them for the sequel. Plain weird shit.

  • The Wolverine

    Wolverine goes to a comic book version of Japan. In the first 30 minutes there is a genki girl in a punk schoolgirl outfit, samurai, ninjas, ronin, Wolverine taking off his shoes and wearing flip flops, Hiroyuki Sanada, and a Yamato Nadeshiko.

  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    Pure unbridled dross, in every sense. You can tell by the credits, what do you mean will.i.am is top billed? How come the CGI is so shitty, what the hell? Is this an Asylum film, with A-listers?