Archive for Release Year: 1999

23 posts from 25 July 2017 to 28 June 2026.

  • Lake Placid

    Ensemble cast trade snarky remarks amongst themselves, and there’s a giant crocodile in the lake somewhere.

  • Being John Malkovich

    What can you say about a Charlie Kaufman script?

  • Pushing Tin

    Aren’t air traffic controllers wacky?

  • Sleepy Hollow

    Alternates between horror and comedy. Should have made up their mind and cut in the horror bits.

  • Bringing Out the Dead

    Probably Scorsese’s finest.

  • The World Is Not Enough

    Surprisingly introspective plot about oil pipelines in Asia Minor countries.

  • Analyse This

    Actually pretty funny. The basic plot is good enough, but the script is tight and very well acted. A joy to watch.

  • The Ninth Gate

    Polanski’s Eyes Wide Shut. Just an excuse to see his wife naked, yuck!

  • eXistenZ

    Remember, it’s written like that: capital X, capital Z. eXistenZ. It’s new, it’s from Cronenberg, and it is here.

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The grand-daddy of all found footage films. Squeezes emotional blood out of stones, creeks and tree trunks.

  • A Hora da Liberdade

    One of those alleged faithful recreation betrayed by amateurish production values. There’s way too many boom mics appearing on the shot.

  • Three Kings

    What a fucking mess, Jarhead mixed with Transformers. It zigzags between “serious” piece of American propaganda on the first Gulf war, and a regular action flick with shit blowing up and people firing guns behind their back.

  • The Thirteenth Floor

    VR Porn leads to an old man’s death, since his climax led to clarity about the system of the world. World on a Wireless Headset.

  • Audition

    That’s fucked up. Slow burner, preps you you 90 minutes of romcom, for a final segway into trademark Takeshi Miike madness. The ending is very much anti-climatic.

  • Stigmata

    What a goddamn mess. A 90’s The Exorcist, radical and shit. Hideous in every way. It just ends, no payoff for our suffering girl. Just a stroll in a garden.

  • Blast from the Past

    This is a more romantic twist on Back to the Future, just another excuse to have the good old 40’s and 50’s back in the spotlight. At least the theme park version.

  • Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

    Now that’s pod racing!

  • 8mm

    What a great gem. Thematically extreme, but touches so many facets of human nature, it’s almost blissful. He who fights monsters…

  • Three To Tango

    A very progressive take on the whole homosexual closeted gay situation, wrapped in a very mainstream romantic comedy. Ironically, the woman are not very well treated here, for runtime reasons I think.

  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

    This is still a James Bond parody, but it has many other gags semi-related, including Time Travel to steal the mojo. The Powers Girl is Heather Graham as Felicity Shagwell, Shag-very-well by reputation, as a generic American valley girl.

  • Esquadra de Polícia

    This is bog standard copaganda, aping NYPD Blue, or one of the Bellisario shows, without the grit. But it’s written by a local former cop (or something), there’s opportunity for unintended comedy.

  • Universal Soldier: The Return

    Oh god, this has too much Jean-Claude Van Damme attempts at acting, and not enough roundhouse kicks. There’s a HAL ripoff, and they even lift scenes from 2001, where the ‘puter is listening about his own demise across a window and goes rogue.

  • The Thomas Crown Affair

    Romancing the Bond, but with many more twists and turns for the drama. The decadence is too over the top, the private equity job too disgusting, and Dennis Leary is not pissed off enough at all these upper class twits.