Archive for Release Year: 2011
18 posts from 07 November 2022 to 24 March 2017.
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This is a fantastic film, in all senses of the word. Scott Glenn is clearly making bank on his David Carradine impression.
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Aren’t those new evangelical churches wacky?
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Bonnie and Clyde meets Logan’s Run channelling Fight Club. It’s as derivative as this sentence implies.
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The film where the least ridiculous scene is when a Mustang flips a bus.
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28 Straw Dogs. It even has Cillian Murphy.
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What the hell was this about? Did they get the cast together and then came up with a script on the spot? What’s the point of having a testicle-shivering amount of talent without a plot?
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Weaker gender swapped version of The Brothers Bloom.
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Freaking ace! Brad Bird gets the helm of the Impossible Mission Franchise and proceeds to do a The Incredibles inspired romp that is a joy to watch.
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Bog standard “creep invades home of middle class person” horror film. Very modern since the main character rents a bargain home for a “mere” $4k.
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What a shame that this doesn’t rise above smut.
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A loose remake of the previous film, but more a spunkgargleweewee, silly sex scenes and a different ending. From meh to yuck.
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A metal re-imagining of Ghost Rider, without paying the royalties. Metal to the core, y’all are not metal enough for this.
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Fuggedaboutit, Johnny. It’s Vegas with no name. Yup, it’s a film noir disguised as a Western, and vice versa.
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The index film for the COVID-19 generation. Wicked sick.
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300 nicer plots squandered to focus on the bad parts. Holds up visually, as most Tarsem Singh films.
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Men in Black, as directed by Wes Craven. A low budget version of The Conjuring. How the fuck was Richard Jenkins cast in this, was he representing Hardbodies?
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This is very bad, in so many ways. Amateurish really, a low rent Deadpool (that’s saying something!). The casting is the worse, Blake Lively should be the action girl and Ryan Reynolds the love interest!
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Where Do I Begin? Life is Sweet, The Salmon Dance, Snow falls.