Archive for July 2017
18 posts from 08 to 27 July 2017.
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This is a worthy spiritual sequel to The Fifth Element, just lacks a phenomenal main duo. These are merely good.
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It seems ironic that Spielberg adapts sci-fi stories, when he flatly doesn’t care about the story. Feels like a bet he won, making a blockbuster about something he couldn’t give a shit about.
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Yet another horror film about man-sized bugs with humanoid faces eating people.
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Ensemble cast trade snarky remarks amongst themselves, and there’s a giant crocodile in the lake somewhere.
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State of the art visual effects. Testicle-shrivelling details.
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Just another romcom about a jerk discovering he has emotions.
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This is a nominal sequel to Frankenstein, the book. Except there are daemons and gargoyles too.
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This is completely laughable film. Ridiculous from start to the end. Written by Hubbard pre-Dianetics, this is free from the pernicious influence of that mind killer.
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Aren’t the 70’s whacky?
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Tragedy strikes a perpetual optimist, then unsurprisingly he comes out on top.
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This is the weirdest thing. A big budget Hollywood flick that adapted an obscure Japanese novel featuring mecha and thinly-veiled metaphors for WW2? How this that happen?
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Fucking Predator, literally.
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This is an interesting high fantasy story, completely butchered by the studio.
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The one where the woman jury rigs a rotary phone and calls random numbers.
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Complete and utter dross, unworthy of this very review. I want to sue Marvel for my time.
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For a musical about organising a dance off, there’s less dancing than you would expect. It’s more ugly brawls, sermons and grieving over dead loved ones.
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A Trojan horse. A tragedy. They lost their marbles. All-the-gory caved in. The best part: none. Ironically, one of the worst classics.
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A gripping tale of a feral ecoterrorist raised by wolves that discover what you hu-mans call “emotions”.